The “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy has sold over 32 million copies worldwide, so it was only a matter of time before the concept spread to other published works like a nasty virus. But “Fifty Shades of Kale “? Really?
Pre-order this cookbook on Amazon for the totally reasonable price of $13.19. From the description: "Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on."
If you're a vegetarian, in which case this may be more your speed:
According to the Amazon description: "Get ready to trim your waistline, boost your sex drive, and banish your brain fog — it’s your turn to become intimate with kale." Um, WHAT?
For the non-Kosher:
This contains fifty bacon recipes, which is probably forty-nine more bacon recipes than you'd probably ever need in one place, ranging from bacon ice cream to bacon-wrapped shrimp. Available at Barnes & Noble
And to get you in the Thanksgiving spirit:
Download this erotic parody about a student (named "Vanessa Biscuits") who falls for her cooking class instructor from Amazon.