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1:10 pm, April 4th, 2012
“It’s going to be a ‘Big Fat Greek Wedding’ for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer, which claims the two “plan to tie the knot this summer on the island of Crete.”
The mag says Aniston’s cousin Antonis Anastassakis “confirmed the upcoming nuptials when he spilled the beans to a local TV station in Greece early last month,” although the tab has no quotes from his alleged interview.
But, conveniently, the Enquirer has lots and lots of details about the supposed wedding from Aniston “insiders.”
According to one alleged source, “Jennifer and Justin have agreed that they want to tie the knot in Crete, specifically in the beautiful town of Chania, where her father was born.”
The purported insider explains, “Her father always made sure that she appreciated her Greek roots, and Jennifer feels Crete is the ideal setting for her nuptials.”
“Jennifer has already invited her former ‘Friends’ co-star Courteney Cox and new BFF Chelsea Handler to be co-maids of honor,” notes the source, adding, “She also wants to include Courteney’s daughter Coco as a flower girl.”
This great wealth of detail about Aniston and Theroux’s alleged Greek nuptials can only mean one of two things: Either one of the Enquirer‘s reporters is moonlighting as a celebrity wedding planner OR the entire story is made up.
Given the tabloid’s dicey track record regarding the pair, and the fact that a member of Theroux’s inner circle tells Gossip Cop they have not heard one thing about a Greek wedding for the couple, we’re going to go with the latter.
Looks like the tab’s tale is just one BIG FAT LIE.
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