I want to run my fingers through his greasy hair.
For the unfamiliar, these lovely gentlemen are British indie rock band Arctic Monkeys.
And, for the still unfamiliar, the beautiful angel in the ripped white tee is frontman Alex Turner.
As you may have noticed, Alex is what some people* describe as "a total, absolute, Grade-A, certified babe."
*Me. I describe him as that. It was me.
And his rock 'n' roll sexiness shall go undiscussed NO LONGER.
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