Feel free to use these when too lazy to make up your own.
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1. A sack of potatoes
2. A bowl of cream of wheat that's settled into a thick film
3. The moldy cheese at the bottom of the refrigerator drawer
4. Nachos that sat out for too long so that the cheese congealed, and when you try to take one chip, 15 other chips come with it, and there's no physical way to separate them so you're stuck with 15 chips covered in cold, hard cheese
5. A meal that consists of nothing but condiments
6. A ziplock bag of ketchup packets from leftover fast food
7. Peanut butter that's at the very bottom of the jar, that's gotten a little bit hard and you can't scoop it out without getting peanut butter on your hands
8. A handful of semisweet chocolate baking chips as dessert
9. Cookie dough that never makes it to actual cookies
10. A solo bread butt in the fridge
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11. Easy Mac in a coffee mug
12. Any meal in a coffee mug
13. A mug of coffee from the morning reheated hours later in a microwave
14. Mismatched dirty socks
15. A bra that has gone unwashed for five months
16. Period underwear turned inside out
17. Glasses held together by tape
18. An outdated glasses prescription that you keep wearing even though you can't see anything
19. Advil that expired in 2002
20. Kleenex as makeshift toilet paper
21. Free Estee Lauder beauty samples in the corner of the medicine cabinet
22. A drip from a faucet that you keep thinking has stopped but hasn't
23. Pen caps that have long lost their mates
