“Our Matt Preston, who art in culinary heaven, hallowed be thy name.”
This is resident boss-dog and fine dining connoisseur Matt Preston (on the right) and some bald groupie in a Tarocash shirt (left).
Most people know Matt from his time on Masterchef Australia, but there's so much more to the man than that.
"Guuuuurrrllllll you have no idea."
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Essentially, Matty P is the living, breathing example of all that is right in the world.
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We're talkin' about a guy who owns over 100 fucking cravats.
I literally don't own 100 of anything. And I'm not saying that in that irritating teenage girl "OMG literally!" way where it has no substance. I mean it. Literally.