St. Patrick’s Day: a day for children everywhere to ask for everything they didn’t get for Christmas.
Wishes are important, so obviously choose yours wisely.
Translation: "Leprechauns are as green as a little shamrock and as tricky as a clever fox. If I caught one, I would put a pot of gold to lure him into the cage and trap him. Then I would wish for a blue D.S."
Installing security systems after you've caught the perpetrator is always a good choice.
Translation: "Leprechauns are as sly as a red fox named Steve and as small as a bee named Dwinkledworf. If I caught one, I would put security lasers all over my house."
Leper cones deserve love too.
Translation: "Can you leave something of yours? Happy Saint Patrick's Day, little leprechaun."
Clover sounds like a really lucky chap.