Because gold, silver, and bronze is sooo 776 BC.
The Destiny's Child:
1st: Beyoncé
2nd: Kelly
3rd: Michelle
Michael Phelps has 18 gold medals, but how many Beyoncés does he have? Exactly.
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Fast food menu items:
1st: burger
2nd: chicken sandwich
3rd: fish sandwich
Well we have to do something with all those leftover fish sandwiches no one is ordering.
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The trio from Harry Potter:
1st: Harry
2nd: Hermione
3rd: Ron
Look how bummed that dude is that he got Ron place.
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Neapolitan ice cream:
1st: chocolate
2nd: vanilla
3rd: strawberry
Now when they do that corny medal-bite thing they'll at least get a tasty treat.
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