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2:13 pm, January 8th, 2014
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According to Star, Jessica Simpson has “already picked out her ‘something new’ — a pair of breasts!”
Oh boy.
“She wants to get a boob lift in time for her Valentine’s Day wedding,” a so-called “family insider” tells the tabloid.
The Star source adds, “After a second round of breast-feeding, her girls are totally sagging. She says breasts are perfect when the nipples are halfway between your shoulder and elbow. She wants to look like her old self on her big day.”
Well, that’s a really weird quote.
The magazine goes on to say that Simpson’s fiance, Eric Johnson, is “ready for her to get a missus makeover.”
“Eric is really excited, but he’s desperately trying not to show it. She’s hoping to surprise him on their wedding night with her new perky boobs!” declares the Star spy.
So some random person knows Jessica Simpson is getting a boob job… but not her soon-to-be husband?
And that person happened to tell Star, the same outlet that claimed Simpson was “starving” herself for a wedding to Johnson back in 2011?
The same magazine that falsely linked Simpson to Tiger Woods?
For some reason, Star is obsessed with Simpson and Johnson getting makeovers before their nuptials.
Last week, the tabloid spread a phony story about Johnson having $50,000 of work done to his teeth.
Now this.
Simpson is NOT getting married on Valentine’s Day, and she’s NOT getting a “boob lift.”
A source close to the star tells Gossip Cop the report is 100 percent false.
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