Your time on Earth is limited and precious. Also, cats are jerks. Thanks to the Quora community for the inspiration .
Lock your doors and invest in an alarm system.
Unless you want burglars, people in llama costumes, or tragic clowns to get in.
Try new foods.
You don't know. Roasted watermelon might be your new favorite.
Everyone sucks when they first try something.
But if you stick with it, eventually you'll achieve your goals.
Friendships take time and effort.
You can't just expect people to stay in your life with no interaction.