Having trouble pronouncing the names of all the foods you want to eat? Let this half-naked hunk of flawless manhood help you.
You hungry girl? Let's go on a journey.
Words sound better when you're shirtless.
Oh, hey you.
Wanna work on our food pronunciation together?
PHO-MY-GOD
Pho is actually pronounced FUH. And fuh-my-god just doesn't have the same ring.
Pour some quinoa on me.
Seriously. Do you have some?