You’ve changed your life for the better. And now you won’t shut up about it.
You tell everyone you know just how bad that cupcake/slice of bread/pasta bowl is for them.
You’ll also tell them an alternate way to make it that’s much healthier — have they ever tried spaghetti squash? It works great and doesn’t have carbs! Did they know you can make a sugar-free, grain-free cupcake in their microwave in less than two minutes that also has tons of fiber? Well, you did!
You send them pictures of every single meal you make.
All of them, even if it's something you've made before but have given a minor tweak. The message following the photo — which you've already posted to Instagram — will explain the ingredients used in said meal as well as the "thumbs-up" emoticon.
You make going out for meals extra difficult to organize because of your dietary restrictions.
"Wanna grab lunch?" turns into "Should we just grab coffee or something later?" — a date to which you will bring your own packets of Stevia (Splenda? Pshaw!) and ask for almond milk because soy milk may cause breast cancer.
You can't hang out with friends at night because you have to be in bed by 9 p.m. so you can get up at 5 a.m. to "beat the heat" and do your cardio.
You also tell them constantly about how often you beat your previous time records in your Nike+ app and send them screenshots of your achievement badges and route map, even though it rarely varies.
