They'll follow your stupid rules and wear the damn sweaters. But they aren't going to like it.
"Oh, we HAVE to wear a sweater?"
"You will literally turn us away at the DOOR if we don't wear one?"
Buy it here.
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"You can't even imagine how much I'm sweating in this thing."
You can make one yourself, if the spirit moves you.
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"Seen one wine bottle Advent calendar, seen 'em all."
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"OK, calm down. It'll be over before you know it. Just whatever you do, don't get near the mistletoe."
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