Ryan “Lil Jon, Patriot, Bald Eagle” Lochte.
This is Ryan Lochte. Hi, Ryan Lochte! Ryan Lochte (he's got one of those names that needs to be said in full) won the Men's 400m Individual Medley yesterday.
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There he is on the medal stand, looking extremely patriotic.
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Speaking of patriotic, Ryan Lochte apparently has a diamond-studded American Flag mouth grill. It's real trill.
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His grill better allows him to chomp down on that tasty, tasty gold. Got to make sure it's real, etc. OM NOM NOM.
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