Writing gift inscriptions is hard — but every individual featured in this post has mastered the art of inscription writing. I would gladly receive a book from any of them.
The Crazy Grandma
"For Eireanne who loves nature~ The book is scrungy ( Grandma washed it with Lysol ), but the story is delightful! Grandma Patty"
"Joe Fox, (Spiro) / Hope you enjoy this book! / Now you have a reason to see me in September - you have to return this book because I WANT IT BACK... OR ELSE I'll give you phone calls, late at night, when you have to get up early, and have to go to the bathroom!! / Have a great summer, sweetie! / (talk to you COLLECT! Ha! Ha!) /Love Arelene (Electra)"
"He isn't making sandwiches, you know, but I still hope you might like this, even though it's nothing about sandwiches.... Sorry."
Sweet, Yet Awkward...
"To my wonderful sister-in-law/ I only wish we were related by blood so I'd know you'd be in my family forever!/ Happy Birthday/ Julie"