Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness! Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it's not. Ever. Literally not once ever.
This week, Paltrow thought working moms everywhere would just LOVE to see what it's like to get photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar." You know, to prepare them all for the day they're photographed by Terry RIchardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar." Because EVERYONE is photographed by Terry Richardson for the cover of "Harper's Bazaar" at one point or another, right?
While the newsletter held a "That's so Gwyneth!" vibe of complete and utter detachment from normalcy throughout, I've decided to highlight some specific ones below.
The typically bourgeois introduction:
The reminder that she's "Just like us!":