Spider sex is violent but effective. Also, Russell Brand is trying to bang his ex-wife’s doppelganger and…man, this link round-up is all kind of creepy sexy.
Spider coitus is terrifying. - [Glamour]
Lightsaber brawl breaks out in local Toys R Us. - [GeeksAreSexy]
Student gets free bag of cocaine with textbook order from Amazon. - [DeathAndTaxes]
The debt crisis explained with the help of "Twilight". - [CollegeHumor]
Photo: Harry Potter is not a fan of the full Brazilian. - [TheSuperficial]