Howie Long Fits Perfectly Through Doorway
Howie Long Fits Perfectly Through Doorway
Author: The Onion
Masochistic Record Wants To Be Broken Again
SAN FRANCISCO—Days after San Francisco 49ers kicker David Akers set the new single-season mark for field goals made, the masochistic record publicly stated its strong desire to be broken "again, and again, and again—shattered even.&quo… Continue Reading
World’s Greatest Human Being Puts ‘Sweet Emotion’ On Jukebox Right As Area Man Touches Fifth Beer To Lips
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