It’s hard to pay the bills with compliments.
Non-slip shoes aren't fashionable, but are absolute lifesavers.
The lovely Shoes for Crews, so unstylish, but so necessary.
Personal vehicles are storage places for pens, black books, and straws.
Oh, and of course a couple of wine keys.
At the end of the day your clothes reek of food.
What type of perfume is that? Steak?
Nobody likes to answer the phone at work.
Lest it be a to-go order.
