At least you’re hot.
It's really not easy having a lifetime ticket aboard the Hot Mess Express™.
ESPECIALLY when you didn't ask for one.
Because it's literally impossible for any hot mess to do anything without getting on-board first.
For instance walking.
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It might seem like their life is out of control, but don't you worry THEY GOT THIS.
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