*slowly backs out of frame*
You have to be extra wary of that one friend who loves to Instagram everything.
#100HappyDays of me avoiding you at every social function.
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You've practiced smiling in mirrors.
But it doesn't work because you're always Beyoncé in the mirror and a blobfish on camera.
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You find yourself asking people if you "really look like that."
Because I could've sworn that most of my features are roughly in the places they're supposed to be.
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You don't have a "good side."
In photos, you gottta face like a trapezoid of WTF.
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