“I’m the one who’s going to get sick. Bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma and everything, who’s going to pay me for throwing a bucket of ice water on my head? Ice water? Ice water? Why does it have to be ice water?
One glorious hero, when asked by her daughter to take part, went on a classic rant in Spanish most anyone with a Latina mom would find hilarious, familiar and comforting.
"For a sickness? Sick is what I'm going to get when I get pneumonia. Who's going to pay me for the medicine if I get pneumonia?"
"No, no, no, no. Ni loca, ni loca."
