A live gig! Music! Lights! Excitement! People! Oh, right… people.
The Farter
Someone here loves Chipotle, despite their clear intolerance to spicy food.
You can either run, or take advantage of the situation and take the place of the wusses who give up, getting closer to the stage.
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The Rioter
Forget about music! The rioter is there just to pick a fight with someone. The littlest thing will get him started, so try to steer clear before you get your night ruined.
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The Pervert
This one doesn't really need an explanation, does it? While you'll be feeling the excitement, the joy and the energy, he or she will be feeling...up something else. Like your buttocks.
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The Stinker
At first you'll be unable to say if it's someone near you or if the hamburger stall is going pretty heavy on onions, but soon you'll identify the culprit. Showering isn't an option, or a special treat for important occasions or family dinners. PLEASE. Do it. Deodorant is also strongly recommended.
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