Keep it in your pants, dude. Burger puns within.
Back in March, BuzzFeed interviewed Mathew Ramsey, the self-proclaimed "burger pervert" behind PornBurger. He vowed to create and photograph an over-the-top, foodgasm-inducing burger every week, and we're happy to report that he's still at it. Here are a few of our favorites. Warning: Don't look if you're hungry.
The Sookie Monster
Maybe the Sookie Monster can tell us what the hell-apeño was up with that True Blood series finale. AMIRITE?!
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The Kaleesi
We prefer beet gratin to raw horse heart, too.
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Bao-Ser's Castle
The princess can wait. We'll be in the corner, scarfing down a couple of these.
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