Was anyone hurt in the lash blast?
LashBlast Fusion
Fortunately, no one was injured in the lash blast. And the cool thing about this mascara is that the fusion gives you longer lashes via thermonuclear reaction.
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Million Lashes - "Millionize Your Lashes"
First of all, a million lashes is A LOT. I know we all want long, baby deer eyelashes, but, in theory, you still want to be able to see. Also, what happens exactly when you "millionize" your lashes? I'm starting to suspect that's not a word.
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Baby Skin
Oh, I ran out of Baby Skin. Gotta pick up some more Baby Skin from the drug store. BABY SKIN. I'm not convinced I want to look like a baby?
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Chubby Stick Baby Tint
I'm just gonna come right out and say that "chubby stick" is not an OK name for any product of any kind. But then WHAT is a baby tint? What could that possibly mean? Do you use it to tint a baby? Do you tint yourself the color of a baby? What color is a baby?
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