31 Reasons Why We Should Weep For The Children Of Today

VMA edition.

There's a problem with the children of today and it all revolves around their cultural deficiency.

There's a problem with the children of today and it all revolves around their cultural deficiency.

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The culturally impoverished children of today will never understand the true iconic nature of holding the VMAs at its one true home(s), Radio City or the Metropolitan Opera House.

The culturally impoverished children of today will never understand the true iconic nature of holding the VMAs at its one true home(s), Radio City or the Metropolitan Opera House.

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They'll never experience the best VMA host of all time, Chris Rock, destroying everyone in his white suit...


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