I don’t remember what it’s like to breathe through my nose.
"Mordor"
What it usually means: The cursed, cracked land occupied by the evil Sauron in JRR Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.
What it means when you have a cold: Your throat.
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"Nostrils"
What it usually means: The two openings in your nose that air moves through.
What it means when you have a cold: Parts of your body that only work one at a time, if at all.
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"Sandbags"
What it usually means: Bags filled with sand used as a defence against flooding.
What it means when you have a cold: Your lungs.
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"Slug"
What it usually means: A long slimy creature with no arms or legs.
What it means when you have a cold: Something that's now slithering about inside your head and sinuses.
