What happens on layovers stays on layovers.
No matter how tired you may be on a long haul flight, we're definitely sleepier.
We’ve been up longer, done more running around, and we stand up for 7-plus hours. You can’t beat us in the exhaustion stakes.
We can nap literally anywhere, for any given amount of time.
Learning to smile that much is a PRACTISED skill.
Whether people are screaming, vomiting, or whining, that smile can not crack.
Speaking of vomit, we’re pretty unfazed by it.
Those toilets? We clean them at least once every 20 minutes. We’re so over puke.