We love to spend our free time cow tipping.
The Midwest is just corn fields.
I mean, have you ever heard of Chicago? Indianapolis? Minneapolis? Columbus?
The Midwest is BORING.
If you think the Midwest is boring, you're probably the one who's boring. Sorry.
No one in the Midwest has dreams, they're content to stay in their small towns forever.
I grew up in a town of 500 people and I'm damn proud of it, but that doesn't mean for a second that I didn't have dreams.
The Midwest is super conservative.
Iowa was the third state to legalize gay marriage. Not all of us have the same beliefs.