“There’s a method to getting a belly scratch.”
"Practice your puppy dog eyes. If you get good enough, you'll be able to get ANY TREAT YOU WANT."
"The humans will try to keep you off the couch, but once they realize how cuddly you are, they'll come around."
"Nothing is more important than your human and your best pal, so give them both lots of snuggles!"
"JUST JUMP IN, I SWEAR IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN."