Because women don’t care about your “latex allergy.”
"Why do I have to wear a condom? Isn't that what the pill is for?"
Look, you are about to have sex, and any complaints at this moment are stupid and childish. If said complaint results in no sex, then guess what? It was your fault.
"What's so wrong with telling random women on the street how attractive I think they are? It's a compliment."
Because it makes women uncomfortable and makes you seem like a pervy loser.
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"I hate when women breastfeed in public."
Why is it any of your business? They are literally feeding another human. It's like complaining about sidewalk cafes because you hate seeing people eat.
"You're just gonna leave me with blue balls?"
Whining about blue balls makes you look like a 14-year-old who just touched a boob for the first time. If you're that concerned, go to the bathroom and finish yourself off, you bum.
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