Gird your loins. Life is about to get real.
Your once utterly dependent baby is now a full-blown kid.
Didn't I just give birth to this person? Is it even legal to send my newborn baby to kindergarten?
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You're...free.
It's at this point that it first occurs to you that Calliou is no longer a part of your morning soundtrack, and that someone else is now responsible for entertaining your child and feeding their brain all day. Clouds part! Angels sing.
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You can go grocery shopping alone.
It's cool. You don't have to feel guilty about your glee.
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You now feel guilty about your glee.
Just kidding, you're a parent, of course you have to feel guilty, it's part of the licensing exam. HOW COULD YOU THROW YOUR CHILD TO THE WOLVES LIKE THAT YOU MONSTER?
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