Savin’ lives. Erry day.
You've been clobbered by one of these.
Ten points if you can toss it around your partner's neck!
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You long for the chance to try out the AED.
Mostly so you can use the extra defibrillator pad to rip off someone's chest hair.
You know at least three ways of doing CPR.
Is it 15 compressions to two respirations? Or the other way around...?
You understand the pain of guarding early-morning lap swim.
What kind of masochist thinks 5 a.m. is an appropriate time to go swimming? The sun isn't even awake yet, people.
