There’s free food in the student union, make this syllabus overview quick.
"Attendance will be taken every day."
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Or better yet: "Attendance will not count towards your final grade, but you won't do well unless you're present everyday."
I disagree, sir.
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"The textbook is required."
mhmmmm yeah I bet it is.
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"Your final grade will consist of two exams and a 15-20 page research paper."
That's dumb.
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