Honestly, who really needs girls?
You've heard just about every dick joke known to man.
You commonly refer to all of your friends by some variation of their last name.
They might as well not have had a first name, because you probably didn't remember it anyway.
You remember how the mere sight of a girl sent the student body into a frenzy.
No one cared about what car you drove. You didn't have to impress anyone.