Is there a handbook or something?
When you played "house" as a kid, you were always the pet. Or the single, wealthy aunt.
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You're not sure what's so special about a 45-minute wait to eat a meal that costs too much.
Warner Home Video
Getting all dolled up to impress someone else seems a ridiculous waste of your time.
Wouldn't it be more fun to wear matching sweat pants and catch up on The Walking Dead?
AMC
It feels wrong to you that people pluck unsuspecting flowers to give as gifts.
Why? To watch it wither and die in a vase?
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