Your life is like The Notebook , if The Notebook were a movie about two people who can never decide on what to have for dinner.
When you and your SO are trying to decide what to have for dinner:
New Line Cinema
When it becomes apparent that you have not actually read War and Peace, as stated on your online dating profile:
Fox Searchlight
When your partner forces you to go to a party that you really don't want to go to:
20th Century Fox