You know, besides “It’s not a tumor.”
"Pizza really isn't that bad for you."
NBC / Via giphy.com
"Don't worry, that's supposed to look like that."
FX / Via comedyproject.tumblr.com
"The results came back… Seems you have a case of being awesome."
ABC / Via giphy.com
"Here's my personal phone number. Feel free to call me anytime you've spent too much time on WebMD and have convinced yourself you're dying."
NBC / Via theguardian.com