And reviewed by a gay man.
All right, I feel like I should set this up by stating that for me, a straight male, Brad Pitt in Fight Club is the epitome of man hotness. Followed closely by Tyrese Gibson and Hugh Jackman — both of whom are living proof that we are not all created equal.
Also, Tom Daley is a child and Ryan Lochte is goofy looking. And that's all I have to say about that. So let's get started. — Logan
Logan: Beckham is so good looking it hurts and he can style his hair in any way imaginable, which makes me very jealous.
Matt: Beckham is the obvious number one male sports hottie. Mostly 'cause he's British. Also 'cause he's an underwear model. And he always wears really tight pants. And he's a dad. So this one's too easy.
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L: Tom Brady is just a well-put-together man. I'm sure his bathroom is filled with many expensive gels and creams.
M: Tom Brady is a God among men, so this is 1000% accurate. I'm even willing to overlook his sloppy oversized bow-tie because his face is literally the perfect face.
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L: Kemp's smile makes me smile. He also has really nice skin, and I'm a big fan of his facial hair. He knows what he's doing and I like that.
M: I don't know who this is, but he looks perfectly nice, I guess, and his face is pretty and fuzzy.
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