The guy from Dinosaur Jr. once told Sassy magazine readers “butts are so awesome” and pyrotechnics make good gifts.
For one of Sassy's "Dear Boy" columns, editors commissioned J Mascis of the '90s alt rock band Dinosaur Jr. to answer teens' boy/dating/sex/love questions.
And as a "depressed young man who is extremely hard to reach by phone or get a straight answer from," he's clearly qualified to speak on matters of love. Scroll down to examine each question in depth.
Q: What's with boys and commitment?
A: Fuck commitment. It's a losing battle.
Q: My boyfriend is in jail omg what do I doooo?
A: Like, whatever. If you wanna be with him, be with him.
Q: Do boys like it when girls ask them out?
A: Like, maybe. Whatever.