I’m hoping for rain this summer.
Cards on the table, I am pale. Irish pale. Like this girl sunbathing. No, not her. The other one.
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This is me.
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Fellow pale Irish person Niall Horan understands.
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Us pale people know to fear the sun. For us, tan is a four letter word.
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