Destroying b-day celebrations since the beginning of time.
You never got balloons at school like all the other cool kids.
And you didn't get a special class dedication with a song or cupcakes.
Once the school year ended, you didn't even see half the people till next year.
Source: Warner Brothers / via: leftphalange.tumblr.com
The Cancer zodiac sign is complete bullshit.
It looks like a 69 symbol and it's represented by a crab.