Because she can’t always look like she got lost on the way to Cirque du Soleil rehearsals.
Aside from those occasions she rolled around in gaudy wheelchairs, Lady Gaga has largely avoided the fashion spotlight since her injury-prompted sabbatical. And to be fair, a break from disco wigs and foot-high heels made out of broccoli is for the best.
What this means, though, is that the odd batch of paparazzi photos featuring Gaga looking less-than-crazy get treated as though she were wearing vegetable footwear after all. Is that a pointy carrot or a stiletto heel, who knows?! Case in point, recent photos of Gaga:
Here she is at a good friend's wedding.
Aside from the possibly-controversial practice of bridesmaid cleavage, she looks just like the rest of the bridal party. Lovely, and the floral headpiece is a cute touch without being overstated in the classic Gaga "I just broke a vase on my forehead and these are the remnants" kind of way.
And, though it may seem hard to believe, there are other photos of Gaga dressed "normal" out there. Strap yourself in, because it's a journey into a whole other DIMENSION ... of sensible clothes.