If Uma Thurman Was Stranded On A Yacht At Cannes

With no cell phone service …this would be her inner monologue. (We assume.)

"The Cannes Film Festival is over and I'm stuck on Diddy's yacht. WHY is there no service here?"

"The Cannes Film Festival is over and I'm stuck on Diddy's yacht. WHY is there no service here?"

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"No service!?! I wonder if it's true that if you text 911 your call will go through..."

"No service!?! I wonder if it's true that if you text 911 your call will go through..."

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"Work, you POS Apple product. I just need you to work right now."

"Work, you POS Apple product. I just need you to work right now."

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"Let me just see here... 'Does not support international calls'? What does that even MEAN?"

"Let me just see here... 'Does not support international calls'? What does that even MEAN?"

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