Etsy sellers can always tell exactly what this nation needs. And right now what we need is a crocheted Mitt Romney yarmulke and Paul Ryan's face on a marshmallow.
Some crafts transcend party lines, like this portrait of "Kitt Romney" and "Bark Obama":
You're welcome for single-handedly finishing your Christmas shopping for you already. Buy this at FullFrogMoon.
Many are candidate-specific. Like these "Baracas":
Buy these from Baracas2012, instantly alienate your friends and neighbors (regardless of party affiliation) with your incessant rattling.
Buy this from gsager. Actually buy enough for every guest at your niece's upcoming Bat Mitzvah.
A print of Obama riding a lion:
The wall art that's sure to offend and puzzle your guests. From sharpwriter.