The student wants you to pay for the privilege of naming her Wal-Mart fish (pictured, watching fish porn).
Also pictured playing beer pong.
Because of my dad, I have a lot of experience with the life and times of tropical fish. I have no doubt that "she" is dead.
Still, I'll offer up a few names:
• Mrs. Bubbles
• Black Mamba
If I was still an ad creative director, I would hire this kid.