Shopping for school supplies is rad. You gotta get all the coolest notebooks and Trapper Keepers or everyone's gonna laugh at you.
A PENCIL BOX.
What're you gonna do otherwise? Hold them in your pocket?!?!
You better get these! Are you trying to lose your textbook security deposit?!?!
How else are you gonna know if these angles are obtuse or acute?!?!?
What are you? A scrub? Get the GIANT box of crayons. You think 24 crayons is enough? 64? No. You need AT LEAST 96 crayons.