“Cat Video” & “Russia.” Dafuq else do you need for incentive? Translation included.
It's titled "Super Cat":
he will protect and save everyone
he is a millionaire and a cool bro
in a bitching mask
is fluffy and awesome
he only thinks about the fate of the world
he is not even distracted by cute ladies
because he has been castrated for almost a year
Thanks to Marina Galperina @ Animal New York for the video and the translation.