Did you know fire is the second safest form of travel? Thanks, textbook!
"I use this chart daily. I can never remember if an indeterminate yo-yo is equal to salad dressing or a bagel. Thanks textbooks."
"This… is a terrible, terrible idea."
"Actually figure 4-9 presents a blank graph. The labels on the y-axis are helpful though. Notice as time increases… the graph is still blank."
"I’m just going to draw a line on this graph where the accurate data would go… if I had any."