I mean, Boris Johnson… this is beyond parody. And thank goodness, there's video.

This is beyond parody. It is a satirical British ditty made flesh. He seriously says, "Can you get me a rope?"

I think Romney should choose Johnson as his VP.

Here's the video with a more appropriate soundtrack.

Johnson's journey was fraught even before he stopped. He came down the line backwards.

He waved his flags enthusiastically, but to no avail.