Let's end the week on an adorable note. Also, the diminishing returns on breaking world records and Mario has a dark secret.
Twitter is a great way to keep up with friends and news...or a great way to completely ruin your career and life. - [BleacherReport]
Humans wouldn't be humans if they didn't upgrade deadly weapons with crazy future tech. - [Cracked]
When will we reach the point where athletes can no longer break world records? - [TheWeek]
Science found a rare sightless amphibian in Brazil that has no lungs and looks like a snake penis. Evolution is weird. - [Geekosystem]
Olympians are covering themselves in colorful, high-tech tape for medical reasons. - [MentalFloss]
Nothing says "I'm a stable member of society," like running over 7 cop cars with your tractor as revenge for being arrested. - [DailyMail]
Mario's dark secret will change the way you look at his games forever. - [Dorkly]
Baseball cards from over 100 years ago fetch a huge price after being discovered in an attic. - [SportsIllustrated]
5 reason Playstation isn't going to be around after the next wave of console wars. - [GammaSquad]
Headline Story: That curious infant elephant is just the tip of the awww-berg. Click through for more animal photos! - [TheChive]